How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
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