How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do elves learn in school?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
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