What do goats and moms have in common?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do little fish love to play with?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?