Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Which elf is the best singer?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?