What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What tea do footballers drink?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?