What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
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Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a pig thief?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
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