Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do elves learn in school?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
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