Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why are turtles so shy?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?