Why do all the planets get along?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why is furniture so generous?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?