Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
Why was the math book sad?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
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