How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How can you make 7 even?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?