What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
I broke my finger!
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
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