What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?