What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Which plant has the best roar?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What car can't keep a secret?