What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why are cars magic?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?