Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..