Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?