What is the emptiest holiday?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why was the dog so popular?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What animal should you never play poker with?