What do you eat on July 5th?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Do dads always snore?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?