What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?