What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
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