What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?