What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the body of water think so much?