What day is your mom always right?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?