What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do fairies always drink?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What tea do footballers drink?

How was the wedding?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.