Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do naked fish play with?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What season begins with a thud?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do elves learn in school?

Who is God's favorite superhero?