What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do bees chew?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
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