What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?