What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How does NASA organize a company party?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What tree has the most bark?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
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