What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
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