What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
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