What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?