Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?