Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Where do books sleep?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?