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Which cats have the best manners?

What nationality are most fish?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?