Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do cows say on NYE?