Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?