What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the loudest sport?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the fish so smart?
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