Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why are winter days great?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?