What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
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How do fall and winter say hello?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
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