What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
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What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a forklift?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
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