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How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Where does water do all its banking?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which animals make the most honest judges?