What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why can't you trust a pig?
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