What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How long will dinner be?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?