What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why are goats so funny?