What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which singer could always break a five?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Who invented fractions?
Why did spring break up with winter?
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