What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which is the worst season?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
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