Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?