When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?