What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What shape is bad at driving?
Can February March?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do fish do at parades?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
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