What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
I broke my finger!
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was the mime upset?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
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