Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Where do horses reside?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Which fly makes films?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?