What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why was the musician arrested?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?