What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What fairy loves to count?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?