What do you call a sad latte?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What is a table you can eat?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?