Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What dogs are always lying to you?