Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?