What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What is blue and not heavy?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?