What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!