What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?