Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why is the beach so confident?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?