Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why are baseball games at night?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What's black and white and red all over?