What dog wears contact lenses?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?