Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Where did the boat go when it was sick?