Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How do you know bees have allergies?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why is Peter Pan⢠always flying?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why couldn't the McNuggetsÂŽ cross the road?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did Tigger⢠stick his head in the toilet?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
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