Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?