Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
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