How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What color are all the books in the library?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?