What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
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