What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?