What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
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