What money do cats use to go shopping?
Kitty cash!
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What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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